Ooh, I forgot it was Tuesday! Still enjoying this, even though I don't know who the hell anybody except Spike and Xander are. *g* Nice writing.

“Wow, I’m so impressed that worked! You’re definitely getting sex later.”
“Was that ever in question?” Hee! Excellent motivational tactics - but no, I can't see Xander *really* denying Spike... ;)

I love your description of Xander's nervousness. It feels very real.

He vowed to never to look through a girl’s garbage again. *snerk* Lovely touch. As are salivating guard dogs and Xander's tumbleweed babble.

And cliffhanger ending! Aaugh! More! :D