Woohoo! (Now I have to go read up on VM so I know what the hell's going on. For all I knew, Neptune was the planet. *g*)

Your voices are, as always, spot-on. I especially like "“Just because we’re fucking doesn’t mean I’m listening to this shit.”" And funny! I love "Xander nodded and pretended he was cool enough to tell if a bike was nice or not." Also: Spike would deny bleaching his hair if the mood struck him. And with a straight face, too. Yes, and I love that about him, hee!

“You have me all to yourself and you’d rather play Hardy Boys than fuck me?”
Xander’s brain abandoned him. Fortunately his dick got him to the bed.
Bwahaha!

Very very nice. :)