That was delightful! This exchange made me laugh out loud:

“We were snogging,” Spike interrupted, slinging his arm around Xander’s shoulder. “There was going to be sex, but then you two got all hot and bothered, and Xander here wanted to watch...”

“So that’s what happens at gay clubs,” Veronica exclaimed. “I guess this means Mac and I are fag hags. Which, by the way, is not a sexy term.” You captured Spike and Veronica's voices perfectly, and Spike blaming the spying on Xander was a laugh bonus.

Veronica taking naked Spike in stride was also hilarious. Lawrence? Are the boys off to visit Sam and Dean? Thanks for the very entertaining read.